Hunka hunka tacky love

Posted by Threnody at 11:17 a.m.

Forget the witty intro. I'll let the picture speak for itself:


Not only are these lovely Elvis busts readily available one block from my building, it's a 24 hour convenience store. It's stuff like this that makes the big Toronto move worthwhile. After all, where else can you get your jailhouse rocks off at 3 AM, along with a pack of cigarettes and some porno mags? That's right, nowhere.

Me? I'm holding out for a Gavin Rossdale bust. In my mind it will always be 1995.

 

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6 Comments:

  1. Jeff Skybar said...
    Feb 27, 2007, 12:51:00 p.m.  
    Too funny. Everyday when I leave work, the train platform that I wait at has these tacky shops behind it. You can buy a big old circa 1970's table lamp with the big shades for 5.00 - on sale! Or you can choose the pink flamingo colored brass accented light that they have proudly displayed in the window.Or the plastic cat clock whose one paw moves up and down to the seconds (it's REAL classy!) along with your stash of porn, porn VHS videos (for those stragglers that are just entering into the electronic age) and incense.I personally order my incense straight from Japan because they do a better job of masking the *ahem* smoke. The sad part is every once in awhile somebody walks proudly out carrying their new clock or lamp. I feel sorry for them. I will go in their and request a bust of Elvis today. It's all the rage out east obviously.
    Danifesto said...
    Feb 28, 2007, 1:55:00 p.m.  
    I totally know where this is! It always makes me smile when I walk by! Get a load of those bushy eyebrows eh?
    Threnody said...
    Feb 28, 2007, 4:24:00 p.m.  
    Well it's good to know that you folks out west still have options to tackify your homes.

    And Danifesto stop stalking me. Just stop. Next thing you know I'll find out we go to the same Price Chopper!
    Anonymous said...
    Mar 1, 2007, 11:07:00 a.m.  
    Gavin is way hotter anyways.
    Danifesto said...
    Mar 2, 2007, 2:06:00 p.m.  
    D'OH! Busted! Guilty as charged! There is an underground fan club as well....
    Oh so what is the correct term for a group of Elvis? Elvi? Evises? :)
    Threnody said...
    Mar 2, 2007, 2:08:00 p.m.  
    The comedian in me wants to say Elvi, but the grammarian in me says Elvises. I don't know who wins.

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