So dear Jeff asked me how the weekend went, and I figured I might as well just throw together a post.
It was really freaking fun. It wasn't particularly busy, but by Fly standards th DJ was quite good. I danced my ass off, and brought a boy home. It was my first drug sex in a while. That's unfortunate because drug sex is amazing, but fortunate because it makes me want to die the next day.
If you've never had sex on E, you really owe it to yourself to give it a shot. A back massage on E is better than sober sex, so you can imagine what the sex is like. Just don't plan on doing anything, feeling anything, eating anything, caring about anything or talking to anyone the next day.
Did you ever see that episode of Star Trek: TNG where Data keeps dreaming about the crew with straws in their brains? That's sorta how I feel right now. Like someone is sucking my brain out through a straw.
It also doesn't help that my work is a nice oven of unbearable humidity and stagnant air today. It's one of those lovely 70s era buildings has no circulation and is probably growing mold like Vancouverites grow pot.
Regardless, the weekend served its therapeutic purpose, for the most part. Of course it's hard to feel attractive when you keep visualizing yourself vomiting, but I'm closer than I was on Saturday.
Taking next weekend off would be advisable, but I've got a friend coming from out of town. Then the weekend after is Easter and a friend's birthday. In other words, I've got another couple of rough Mondays ahead of me.
What a depressing thought. Now where did I leave that extra pill?
Image courtesy of Star Trek episode guides
- Only Wesley Crusher can save me now
- Soma time
- Get laid or die trying
- La frauda
- HNT: The ever so original edition
- New York, baby!
- Bad urban behavior
- HNT: Better late than never edition
- Ignorance is bliss
- Test tube grown-up
- How about the poonanilogues?
- TV that doesn't suck: MadTV does the iRack
- Lights out, life on
- Mix of the week: Electric Sugar 3
- It slices! It dices! It...vices?
- "I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
- Shakedown at the gym
- Weighting for a boy like you
- ▼ March (20)
Stories I"m Digging
- 15 Minute Lunch
- about a boy and his briefs
- Blogging My Way To Self Importance!
- Diary Of An Addict
- Human Nature
- I must be dreaming
- in the what?
- Our Little Institution
- Planet Skybar
- Rainbow Colored Glasses
- Ready, Reset, Go!
- Rhamblings and Grahamblings
- Sarah O.
- The Adventures of Ken
- The West Village Kid
- trading faces
- What Isn't Given