At least it's not burning

I'm always looking for new pickup lines for the club. Sure it works to just ask a guy if he's having fun or what he's on, but isn't it way more fun to ask if he gets pee shivers?

Yes it's as weird as it sounds. Apparently it's common for men to shiver every time they urinate. But even more shocking, the scientific community doesn't see fit to investigate this phenomenon. You'd think with all the grant money going to research pornography, goat sex and whatever else they could spare a few bucks to figure out what the hell this is all about.

This blogger has never noticed pee shivers himself, and while paying extra close attention during the next urination, results were inconclusive at best. Is it weird that I feel a little left out now?

4 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    There's already enough money spent on reseaching the penis.
    Adam said...
    Well then it's a good thing I conduct all my research pro bono!
    Danifesto said...
    This is so funny because never heard of this until my roomie in university mentioned one day. I was like "what are you talking about?" Then started comparing notes. Yeah I never noticed either but it appears to be a fairly common experience!
    So...any luck using it as a pickup line? Or do they just back away? ;)
    Threnody said...
    I've sort of gotten out of my cheesy pickup line phase, so I've yet to try it.

    I did, however, tell a bunch of strangers about the wrestling herpes.

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