You can check out any time you want, but the herpes will never leave

Posted by Threnody at 1:32 p.m.

A lot of my friends have been sucked into the Facebook black hole. Quite frankly, I find it merely okay. It's nice for screwing around for 10 minutes, but that's about it. Of course today it's been more interesting than normal. My Facebook inbox had a nice little note from some dude I don't know, who presumably messaged everyone in the Gay Toronto group I joined for no reason in particular. Take a look at this thing:

HOTEL PARTY REMINDER
OVER 100 FUCKIN HOT DUDES


Hey…we are having another party!!!! …this one will be at a downtown hotel….we are just finalizing the hotel and will let everyone know the hotel and location tomorrow……over 100 fuckin crazy hot horny guys…guys gone wild!!!!… The last house party was awesome, with over 40 amazing hot horny guys…this one over 100 guys…if you’re up for a fucking hot anything goes night this is IT…. We will see you at This Friday Night’s Party at 11:00 P.M.!!!!

GUYS…. BE REAL! BE 19 to 40, BE DECENT SHAPE (height/weight proportionate), BE COOL, BE FUN, BE OPEN MINDED & BE READY to bust loose & have fun...

Cool Fun hot crazy horny guys…gay, bi dudes hanging out, chilling, beers, drinks…420….and doing anything guys want to do….its up to you!

Always a good idea to bring anything you may want to drink. Have a few beers here for guys who didn’t pick anything up….

A great way to meet some real cool fun guys…get into some real hot man on man……THE HOTEL LOCATION WILL BE RIGHT IN THE DOWNTOWN CORE

We will send the hotel info, address, directions and all the details..........upon check-in on Friday around noon we will send out the actual room number or call our cell contact number for a recording with the room number….

See you on Friday for an unforgettable fucking awesome night!!!
Yeah I'm afraid I'll have to send my regrets. Blind dates are bad enough, but blind hotel orgies? Sounds like a scheme for a bunch of old overweight creeps to lure a few fit, naive youngins over, get them smashed, and pass 'em around. The relative unattractiveness of the host underscores the danger in attending such a sordid affair.

I'm extremely curious about the identity of the kind gent who's financing the hotel room though. And extremely sorry for the poor cleaning lady that will have to clean up after this thing.

This is why I reserve orgies for trusted acquaintances only.

* Just kidding, I really am more of a one-on-one guy. The ride may run frequently, but there's only seating for one.

 

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3 Comments:

  1. Jeff Skybar said...
    Apr 19, 2007, 11:26:00 a.m.  
    i had one of these sent to me before too. I didn't join. Not my scene. I'm on Facebook too, but I don't know how the hell to work it. Too many "write on my wall", "add friends", "poke me" going on I can't keep up. I don't know what the hell poking is all about. Well I know of one kind of poke, but I don't think that is the same meaning Facebook is using.
    Anonymous said...
    Apr 19, 2007, 3:53:00 p.m.  
    Those scenes can be a coin-flip. The few I've seen have been, on the whole, a good mix of guys. Certainly some good memories :)

    As for facebook... I have enough peeves about Myspace, I couldn't see dealing with another one of those. I checked out dlist, too, and I just couldn't deal.
    Anonymous said...
    Apr 22, 2007, 10:47:00 p.m.  
    facebook is killing me, get out while you still can!

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